Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
- cellular number
- snapchat
- skype
- facetime
- first born
you know, anything you want
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
- cellular number
- snapchat
- skype
- facetime
- first born
you know, anything you want
From An Abundance of Katherines
people that play the victim when theyve been absolutely horrible to others make me sooo mad
Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character.
all it takes is for an anime guy to have white hair so you can tell they are either gay or batshit insane or both
(Source: jolllyrodger)
that one song that starts playing and you recognize it immediately and you just
(Source: bombermens)
when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
Things that need to be more affordable:
-plane tickets
-whole, natural foods
-gas
-workout clothing
-phone bills
-University (education) tuition
Things that need to be more expensive:
-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket
-cigarettes
-alcohol
You are a genius.